Truth about men??

I find all these words hysterical. I can’t keep laughing or smiling. It was sent to me by my dear girlfriend. Enjoy. 🙂

Men Are Hard To Pleased
The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u don’t, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u! are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like! a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! & so hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…….
But if u don’t, they say u are selfish…..

5 thoughts on “Truth about men??”

  1. Most parts of it don’t make any sense at all, it’s not yet edited by men so it’s not really true about men, It’s just what the truth from the girl’s eyes…..

  2. Mediawatch-Newstopia

    Don’t think this is the compltete truth about men character but it is rather applied to both sex if one cares to put one another under microscope.

    In this context [your article] is somehow reflecting and stressing on the current social behaviours [by men] rather than the real issue of men character.

  3. HI Anonymous,

    I can’t pass judgement about the words…but I just find them very funny… I don’t believe or take them seriously. 😀

  4. Hi Bok,

    In this context [your article] is somehow reflecting and stressing on the current social behaviours [by men] rather than the real issue of men character.

    You’re right. I don’t agree with everything said about men… there’s some true which apply to a particular (small) group of men….:D

  5. hahahahahaha….. that’s fun to read!
    It’s funny!

    You know exaggeration is sometimes really funny!

    😀

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